{"id":13130,"date":"2017-05-05T08:41:24","date_gmt":"2017-05-05T08:41:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/staging.myes.school\/magazine\/?p=13130"},"modified":"2022-06-17T10:45:34","modified_gmt":"2022-06-17T08:45:34","slug":"impara-linglese-con-le-barzellette","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/myes-staging.nohup.host\/it\/tips-e-curiosita\/impara-linglese-con-le-barzellette\/","title":{"rendered":"Impara l&#8217;inglese con le barzellette!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Imparare l&#8217;inglese divertendosi \u00e8 un metodo infallibile per migliorare il proprio livello di conoscenza: infatti approcciarsi ad una lingua straniera in maniera rilassata pu\u00f2 rivelarsi molto pi\u00f9 proficuo di quanto si pensi! Ecco perch\u00e9 oggi faremo <strong>una carrellata di semplici e brevi barzellette in lingua inglese che ti aiuteranno a praticare l&#8217;inglese col sorriso sulle labbra.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ma ricorda: alcuni di questi <em>joke<\/em>\u00a0rappresentano le tipiche &#8220;freddure&#8221; dall&#8217;<em>English Humor<\/em>&#8230; perci\u00f2 non temere se non corrispondono proprio ai nostri canoni di humor!\u00a0<strong>Impara l&#8217;inglese con le barzellette:<\/strong>\u00a0pu\u00f2 rivelarsi un buon metodo per acquisire\u00a0nuovi vocaboli e praticare la lingua di Sua Maest\u00e0!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Doctor: <em>The <strong>check<\/strong> you gave me for my <strong>bill<\/strong> came back.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Patient: <em>So did my <strong>cold<\/strong>!<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Mom:\u00a0<em>You have been <strong>fighting<\/strong> again, Kevin! You have lost two of your <strong>front teeth<\/strong>!<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Kevin:<em> I haven&#8217;t lost them, Mum, I have got them in my <strong>pocket<\/strong>!<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Teacher:<em>\u00a0Kevin, what do you know about the <strong>Dead Sea<\/strong>?<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Kevin:<em> I didn&#8217;t even know it was <strong>ill<\/strong>, Sir!<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Teacher: <em>Clara please point to America on the map.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Clara: <em>This is it.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Teacher: <em>Well done. Now class, who found America?<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Class: Clara did.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Teacher:<em> Where are you from, Jane?<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Jane:<em> From Scotland.<\/em><em>\u2028<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Teacher:<em> What part?<\/em><em>\u2028<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Jane:<em> All of me!<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">A: <em>What is the longest word in the English language?<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">B: <em>Smiles; because there is a <strong>mile<\/strong> between its first and last letters!<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-13135 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/myes-staging.nohup.host\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/smile-1024x1024.jpg\" width=\"848\" height=\"848\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Julia:<em> Sir, should anyone be punished for something he hasn&#8217;t done?<\/em><em>\u2028<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Teacher:<em> No, of course not!<\/em><em>\u2028<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Julia:<em>\u00a0Good, because I haven&#8217;t done my <strong>homework<\/strong>!<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">A young boy shows his mother how expert he is on his new bicycle.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>YB: Look, Mum, look! 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